MASSARELLA COFFEE SHOP

Massarella Coffee Shop is like that friend who tries to impress you with a makeover but ends up just rearranging the same old furniture. The steak and onion pie was decent, but your coffee shouldn't taste like a caffeine jolt from an angry bull. Alice loved the pie, but she wisely diluted the coffee with hot water. Seating's improved, making it wheelchair-friendly, but don’t expect too much from the staff unless you’re into sarcasm. Christine wasn't here for the banter though; she just wanted a knife and got a verbal lashing instead. Overall, you won't be gagging, but don't expect to waltz out singing praises either.