THE PORCUPINE PUBLIC HOUSE

The Porcupine Public House is your typical English pub experience with a side of mixed reviews. Varun, the welcoming host, seems to steal the show, while Dalila and Meet keep the service flowing smoothly. The British Steak & Nicholson's Pale Ale Pie has been touted as a crowd-pleaser, but not everyone’s singing its praises. One festive meal turned into a fiasco for Ellie, who found herself seated next to the open door, navigating a gluten-free menu that was about as expansive as a postage stamp. Still, if you’re looking for a cozy spot before a show, the atmosphere and the vast beer selection might just make up for the occasional service hiccup.

In short, The Porcupine serves a decent pint and a solid pie, but make sure to avoid any open doors if you’re after a warm meal. With five-star hygiene and a mix of “lovely” and “meh” food, it’s a pub where the experience is as unpredictable as the British weather.