THE LONG ACRE

The Long Acre is a classic fuel stop that’s clean but doesn’t exactly excite the palate. Sure, the bartender is friendly and it'll get you fed, but if you're expecting culinary fireworks, you might as well grab a cold beer elsewhere. The vegan starters are praised – apparently the sweetcorn riblets are a highlight, as well as their bottomless brunch options. But let's face it, nobody's here for the awards, just a decent meal before heading back out into the wild.

While the atmosphere is lively and the drinks are flowing, it's probably not the place to take that special someone unless you want to maintain low expectations. It’s enjoyable, but more about the vibes than the culinary journey.