Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 THIRD FLOOR 23 SAVILE ROW, LONDON, W1S 2ET
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Rokos Capital Management is as thrilling as reading tax codes. Hygiene is on point at 5/5, but with a Google rating of 3.5, it's clear that the food hasn’t won any culinary awards. The reviews are mostly silent, apart from a chorus of five-star praises praising the service like it’s the last coffee on Earth. But then we hit the one-star reviews harder than a hangover after a night out, where complaints about spammy marketing are making us wonder if we’re at a restaurant or a telemarketer's den.
So yeah, if you’re in the area, you might stop in for a clean and shiny experience, but don’t have high hopes for the flavor explosion. More like flavor fizzle, to be honest. If you want a solid place to eat, just grab a sandwich from the corner shop instead.
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Rokos Capital Management, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 31 October 2024