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🏠 SHELL MEX HOUSE STRAND, LONDON, WC2R 0DE
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Protein Haus at Virgin Active Strand is like the last place you’d want to grab a meal unless you’re absolutely starving. Yes, it’s spotless and the staff are lovely, but the food? Let’s just say it’s the kind of ‘fuel’ that’ll keep you going, not thriving. Think bland post-workout bites that won’t make you weep with joy.
You might come for the gym and stay for the protein shakes, but don’t expect the culinary equivalent of a Michelin-star experience. Just pack a snack for the emptiness you’ll feel after this pit stop.
"One of my favourite gyms in the world!"
"The staff are warm and welcoming."
"The friendly staff….always smiling and helpful."
Protein Haus @ Virgin Active Strand, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 28 May 2025