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🏠 78 ST JOHN'S WOOD HIGH STREET, LONDON, NW8 7SH
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Poke House is a shiny, trendy spot that's all about healthy eating—until you find a glove in your smoothie. Zakariya was all smiles, raving about the friendly team, but it seems the experience can swing wildly between delightful and downright disgusting. Plenty of patrons are bowled over by the poke bowls, especially the salmon ones.
But if you’re unlucky like Karyna and find something unexpected in your drink, you might reconsider your choice. Cleanliness is top-notch, but the food quality can be a gamble. If you're feeling adventurous and want healthy, fast food, give it a shot—but keep your eyes peeled. 🥗🤢
"Had a fantastic time at Poke House!"
"Best poke I’ve had for years."
"Customer service was amazing"
Poke House, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 November 2025