LIDO CAFE

🏠 GROUND FLOOR HYDE PARK 1 SERPENTINE ROAD, LONDON, W2 2UH

☕ Cafe

Tier Achieved:

😐 VANILLA 😐

Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.

The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 3.9 962 reviews
Mon8 AM–4 PM
Tue8 AM–4 PM
Wed8 AM–4 PM
Thu8 AM–4 PM
Fri8 AM–4 PM
Sat8 AM–4 PM
Sun8 AM–4 PM

Clean but uninspiring, just like your ex.

Lido Cafe is a prime candidate for your ‘meh’ moments. Sure, it’s got a perfect hygiene rating of 5, but it’s not winning any awards for culinary brilliance. Michal had a lovely time by the water, but let’s be real, a flat white doesn’t exactly scream excitement. The team was friendly, which is refreshing, but if you're after a culinary adventure, you might want to keep looking.

Amanda highlighted the fantastic service when they rolled in with a wheelchair, which is great, but the food seems to be in a bit of a price war with its flavor. Stuart enjoyed the serenity of the place, while others had mixed feelings about portion sizes and quality. If you’re in the area, it’s a decent stop, just don’t expect fireworks or life-changing bites.


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

great servicenice ambianceoverpriced drinksdated restaurantfish and chips underwhelming

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🚗 Delivery🍺 Beer🍷 Wine🐕 Dog friendly

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"Every aspect of the visit was top-notch."

— Michal Kostyal

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"Absolutely fantastic experience."

— Amanda McNish

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"I only had a flat white, which was lovely."

— Stuart Johnson


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

Lido Cafe, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 19 March 2024


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