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🏠 HYDE PARK CORNER LODGE, LONDON, W1J 7NT
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Hyde Park Corner Lodge is the tourist trap you never wanted to visit. The location is prime, but the food is average at best, and service feels like a game of roulette. You might score a friendly server, or you could get the staff who seem to have forgotten what a smile is. 😒
The coffee is tasteless, and if you ordered a mocha frappe, it’s probably just milky ice in a cup—consider yourself warned. Sure, you can sit back and enjoy the park, but the food quality is a gamble. If you just need a quick snack and can overlook the service issues, it’s fine. But if you’re hunting for a memorable meal, best keep on walking.
"Nice cafe. Enough sitting. Good location."
"The customer services not that great."
"It was home made and absolutely DELICIOUS."
Hyde Park Corner Lodge, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 23 June 2025