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🏠 31 FOUBERT'S PLACE, LONDON, W1F 7QF
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Heard Burger is riding the wave of burger hype, but it feels a bit like getting a text from your ex – exciting initially, but then you remember those issues. Rohit can’t stop drooling over their smash burger, and PJ claims both the Heard and Boring burgers are top-notch. But don’t let the rave reviews fool you; Steve has put his foot down with a firm ‘meh’ for the truffle burger experience, and Simon's not impressed either.
It’s a classic case of the burger being a star while the sides are like that one friend who always shows up late. The venue is sleek, and the vibes are good, but if you’re allergic to disappointment, just keep your expectations in check and maybe skip the extras.
"Heard burger which was absolutely incredible."
"The fries were just okay, and the price is a bit high."
"While the chocolate pretzel smoothie wasn't my favourite."
Heard Burger, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 16 October 2025