GREGGS

Ah, Greggs. A British classic where the sausage rolls are almost as famous as the questionable hygiene standards. Sure, it’s a go-to for quick bites, but let’s be real: the ambiance is about as inviting as a bus station. Grace might serve your food with a smile, but just don’t ask Jaspreet for an extra napkin unless you’re keen on facing a royal attitude.

The food is a solid affair — those sausage rolls? A triumph. But if your dining companions are of the germophobic variety, maybe keep them away from the sticky tables. It’s the kind of place you visit when you need your carbs without the frills. Now grab your pastry and run — but don’t forget to check for gum in your baguette first. 🥴