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🏠 8 ORCHARD PLACE, WESTMINSTER, LONDON, SW1H 0BF
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Farmer J is your go-to spot for a quick, healthy meal without the pretentious vibes. The porridge comes highly recommended, with one patron raving about the almond date tahini combo that’s worth every penny. The service is speedy, and the atmosphere is bright and welcoming, making it ideal for a working breakfast. But let’s not ignore the fact that some folks have found the portions lacking, leaving them hungry for more. Just be careful with your orders; one diner got a surprise sauce that ruined their entire dish.
It’s a decent place to grab a bite, but if you’re looking for something more substantial, you might want to pop elsewhere. Good food, but the execution needs to be spot on.
"The porridge was absolutely delicious and a generous portion."
"Fresh and tasty but I could have used more."
"Best toast I’ve had in a long time."
Farmer J, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 July 2023