FARMER J MARYLEBONE

Farmer J in Marylebone is like that friend who talks big about health food but secretly just wants to shove fries in their face. The sweet potato is roasted to perfection, and who knew cauliflower could taste this good? Sohan and Matt rave about the steak and salmon, but Dianne had a moment with a tough steak that could probably win arm wrestling matches. The vibe is solid, and the interior is dressed to impress, so maybe it's worth a second chance if you’re feeling risky.

But let’s be honest: if you think you’re going to eat a solid steak without a workout regimen, you might want to reconsider. Renata shines with her service, so at least you’ll feel pampered while you chew through your meal like it's a piece of rubber. All in all, it’s a place to consider, but maybe skip the steak unless you like a workout.