DUKES CAFFE

Dukes Caffe is your quintessential little cafe that’s definitely more ‘meh’ than magic. Their grilled chicken salad might be a bargain at £12.50, but the cramped seating makes it feel like you’re auditioning for a street performance. Sure, Mark C has been popping in for years and loves the takeout coffee, but let’s be real, when your main attraction is sandwiches, you’re probably not breaking any culinary boundaries.

The food is decent, with a no-frills vibe that feels more like a quick pit stop than a dining destination. Jany raves about the homemade sandwiches and coffee, but if you’re expecting anything that’ll blow your socks off, prepare to keep your feet firmly planted. With a hygiene score of 5/5, they’ve got cleanliness down, but the food experience is as exciting as watching paint dry.