COTTAGE PERI PERI

🏠 BASEMENT AND GORUND FLOOR 340 EDGWARE ROAD, LONDON, W2 1EA

🍽️ Fast Food Restaurant

Tier Achieved:

💀 DOUBLE SLAP 💀

Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.

Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 0/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 3.5 99 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

📍 DIRECTIONS

💀 Double Slap

Cottage Peri Peri is a double slap in Westminster. With a food hygiene rating of 0/5 and 3.5★ on Google (99 reviews), this fast food restaurant lands in our "Double Slap" tier — bad and dirty. worse than a meal deal.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery☀️ Outdoor seating

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

📋 Management & Safety NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

Cottage Peri Peri, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 0/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 25 September 2025

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