CONRAD LONDON ST. JAMES

Conrad London St. James is the kind of place that makes you feel like royalty without the actual monarchy drama. You roll up to a lobby that's so posh you'll feel underdressed in your best trackies. The staff, like Ali, are so friendly they might just start calling you 'Your Majesty' by the end of your stay. The rooms? Cozy luxury with plush bedding and elegant bathrooms—perfect after a long day of pretending to be a tourist.

However, don't expect to be in and out quickly. Check-in can be a bit sluggish, but hey, you’re on holiday, right? Just soak in the luxurious vibe while you wait. The only real downside is the odd USB port placement—because who needs two charging points when you can have one? Overall, a solid choice if you're looking to splurge a bit without any surprises.