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🏠 PORTCULLIS HOUSE BRIDGE STREET, LONDON, SW1A 2LW
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Caffe Nero near Big Ben is your classic coffee stop—small, friendly, and serving coffee that warm hearts and hands alike. Mrs Chowdhury raved about the rich flavor, while Navdeep couldn't get over the quick service. But let’s be real, this place is more of a grab-and-go than a sit-down hangout; if you want ambiance, you might need to find a park bench.
However, it’s not all sunshine and lattes. Like a bad Tinder date, Mr. Tariq’s attitude tarnished the experience for some—talk about a buzzkill. And if you accidentally order a caffeinated drink when you asked for decaf, you might just find yourself experiencing the jitters on your birthday. So, grab your coffee and keep it moving, but don’t say we didn’t warn you about the staff drama.
"The coffee is always rich and flavorful."
"Quick coffee stop at this Cafe Nero."
"They fully understand in this part of town, people are busy."
Caffe Nero, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 February 2024