BROWN'S RESTAURANT

Brown's Restaurant is like that friend who tries really hard but just can’t get it right. The service is top-notch, with Maria and Nikos making sure your glass is never empty (thanks, guys). But the food? It’s hit or miss. Some diners rave about the cherry margaritas, while others are still waiting for their plates to arrive.

The ambiance is cozy and festive, perfect for a birthday bash, but the place gets so packed it might just put you in a time-out for your ears. If you’re even slightly antisocial, you might want to steer clear during peak hours. If you want a meal that’s as memorable as a night out with your wildest mates, Browns might fit the bill—just don’t expect culinary fireworks.