Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 LOWER GROUND FLOOR 4 MILLBANK, LONDON, SW1P 3JA
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Bannatyne Health Club is like that one friend who thinks they can do everything but ends up disappointing. It’s got a shiny 5-star hygiene rating, which is great if you care about cleanliness. The reviews for the spa services are all glowing, with Adrien fow and Zaheda Amiri raving about the professional therapists. But let's be real, the gym side sounds like a bit of a disaster. Thomas Fitzgerald and Lloyd Banks have some harsh words about the state of the facilities—think overcrowded and outdated.
If you’re here for a massage, you might get lucky and leave feeling like a new person, but if you’re there to hit the gym, you might leave feeling like you need a shower and some better equipment. So, choose wisely.
"Very good at his work, knows what he’s doing."
"I definitely recommend you Shifa therapy."
"The therapist was so professional and the difference in how I feel and look after the massage."
Bannatyne Health Club, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 August 2020