1 WARWICK

1 Warwick tries hard to be fancy while serving food that’s as hit-or-miss as a game of roulette. The drinks flow, and the decor is all Instagrammable, but that’s where the fun stops. The service can be as cold as a London winter—just ask the poor souls who felt ignored by the bar staff. It’s like they’ve mastered the art of being present without actually engaging.

You might think you're getting the next big thing in London dining, but you could just as easily end up waiting around for overpriced drinks that are as basic as they come. With some staff shining brighter than others, you'll either leave feeling like a VIP or just another face in the crowd. If you’re after an experience that screams ‘meh’, give it a go.