PIZZA EXPRESS

So, Pizza Express is your run-of-the-mill chain that somehow feels like it’s trying to dress up as a local gem. You can get a pepperoni pizza here that some folks swear is the best they've had—Darren raved about how tasty and hot it was. Jackie, the manager, is practically the pizza fairy godmother, bringing charm to the place while chatting you up at the window. The vibe is clean, modern, and about as exciting as your average Saturday night in. Basically, it’s pizza, but like, the pizza you settle for when you can’t decide where to go.

You might find yourself here for a kid’s birthday or a family gathering, as Heather found out with her daughter’s pizza-making party. It’s all fun until you remember that you’re still in a mall, and your taste buds are longing for more than just “fine.” Even if the staff—like Lisa and Chef Johnny—serve with a smile, they can’t turn this into a culinary adventure. So, if you’re craving a pizza that doesn’t offend your taste buds and comes with a side of friendly banter, then sure, head on over. Just don’t expect to be wowed.