HARRIS & HOOLE

Harris & Hoole is the café that tries really hard to be your cool barista friend but ends up being a bit too mainstream. The coffee is praised, and the baristas are friendly, but let’s be real—there’s a hint of chain vibes here. Ed thinks the coffee’s lovely, yet he and James seem to share a secret that this place is just fine but not exactly groundbreaking. It’s like that party where everyone shows up but no one has a wild story to tell.

James’ experience with a microwaved breakfast puts a wet blanket on the otherwise sunny atmosphere. Meanwhile, Paul had a mini drama with service, and it sounds like cleanliness may need a pep talk. If you want a place to sip coffee and people-watch, Harris & Hoole is your safe default, but don’t expect to be blown away.