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🏠 69 St Johns Road, London, SW11 1QX
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Twisted Sister is a charming café that feels like your friendly neighborhood spot where everyone knows your name. With coffee that could wake the dead and toasties that are basically warm hugs on a plate, how can you go wrong? The staff are so welcoming, you'd think they were family. Max behind the bar was in flow state, juggling orders like a caffeinated magician.
If you fancy a side of good vibes with your morning coffee, this is the place to be. Between the deliciously cheesy toasties and the 'hug in a bowl' butternut squash soup, you’ll leave feeling satisfied and maybe a little too caffeinated. It’s a hit for brunch, lunch, or anytime you need a pick-me-up.
"The coffee is consistently great, the staff are so welcoming."
"The high point being the outstanding friendly service."
"The toastie was absolutely delicious, butternut squash soup was like a hug in a bowl too!"
Twisted Sister — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 14 November 2025