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🏠 All Weather Sports Ground, Battersea Park, Albert Bridge Road, SW11 4NJ
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Tea Terrace isn’t pulling in the raves, sitting somewhere between 'meh' and 'fine.' The reviews are a mixed bag, ranging from people enjoying a decent cuppa to others expressing disappointment with the menu selection and service. With a hygiene score of 5/5, at least you won't catch anything nasty while you sip your tea. But if you're looking for culinary fireworks, you might want to keep scrolling.
This place exists in a bit of a limbo; it’s clean and functional, but lacks that spark to make it a destination. Whether you pop in for a quick drink or a leisurely catch-up, you might find yourself wishing for a bit more excitement on the menu. If you're in the area and need a caffeine fix, it’ll do the job—just don’t expect to be wowed.
Tea Terrace, Albert Bridge Road — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 16 May 2025