Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 3 Nightingale Lane, London, SW4 9AH
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
No3 Clapham is like that one friend who can’t help but make a scene. You’re either loving it or questioning your life choices. Hygiene is a bright spot at 5/5, but the mixed Google rating of 3.9 suggests things get wobbly here. Yidah Leonard had a blissful experience with a three-course meal, while Ivy Izzy's visit felt like a hot mess with undercooked service and overcooked expectations.
If you want a quick fill, it’s fine, but steer clear if you’re celebrating something special. The potential for disaster is high, but hey, at least the place is clean, right? You might walk out with a decent meal or just a story to tell your friends. 🎉
"Yummy three course meal from their set menu."
"Delicious food in a really great spot!"
"A really delicious chicken burger and chips."
No3 Clapham — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 4 October 2024