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🏠 2D Tooting Bec Road, London, SW17 8BD
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Green Monkey Cafe is like a warm hug on a plate, with a 5-star hygiene rating that means you can eat here without questioning your life choices. Rusty, the owner, is known for his charm and hospitality, making every patron feel like they’re at a friend’s house for brunch. The Turkish breakfast is an absolute must-try, but good luck finishing it all unless you’re training for a food-eating contest. Every dish seems to be crafted with love and a touch of creativity.
The atmosphere is laid-back, and the staff are basically ninjas at getting food out—quick, efficient, and always with a smile. Whether you’re after a sweet treat or a hearty meal, Green Monkey Cafe is a delightful spot, especially for those who can appreciate good food and even better service.
"Both were divine"
"Food was insanely delicious - I had the beef brisket."
"I had the şakşuka, and it was excellent."
Green Monkey Cafe — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 October 2025