BURRIDOS

Burridos is like that average friend who shows up to parties but doesn’t quite know how to dance. Sure, they pull off a decent burrito here and there, but the overall vibe is just... meh. Mae L loves the £5 lunch deal, and who wouldn’t? But when half the reviews are screaming about stale rice and hair in burritos, it raises some serious eyebrows. Saillyzm gives a gold star for Daniel’s service, but that can’t save a place where the food quality is hit or miss.

Richard was feeling the burrito bowl vibes until his chicken arrived cold, while Iman threw in the towel after a four-burrito disaster. The atmosphere is pleasant, and you can sit back to people-watch, but it sounds like you might want to stick to ordering online if you want the best chance of a good meal. Best case? You get good burritos. Worst case? It becomes a story for the ages.