Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 70 Chingford Mount Road, Chingford, E4 9AA
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Welcome to Oriental Kitchen, where the hygiene rating is 5, but the Google score is about as exciting as a wet sock. People claim the food is fresh, and they rave about the prawn with cashew and yellow bean sauce like it’s the culinary revelation of the century. But let’s be real, a decent takeaway shouldn't be a gamble of whether the food arrives hot or looking like it had a rough night out. I mean, if you’ve got a delivery driver who’s polite, that’s a plus, but how about the actual food?
Sure, they’ve got some fans, and yes, it's halal, but the mixed reviews suggest you might be rolling the dice here. If you’re in the mood for a meal that could either hit the spot or send you running for the nearest loo, then go ahead and take the plunge. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you if the chips look a bit dodgy. 🌧️🍜
"The food is delicious and always freshly cooked."
"Delicious food very well priced."
"Great food! We ordered a delivery for a party of 10 people."
Oriental Kitchen, Chingford — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 16 July 2023