LIMELIGHT CAFE

Limelight Cafe is like stepping into your worst nightmare dressed as a mediocre health check. Despite its pristine 5-star hygiene rating, it’s basically a waiting room served with cold disappointment. The only thing the staff seem to have mastered is the art of looking busy while no one gets the help they need. Between the ghosting of phone appointments and rushed consultations, it’s clear that customer care is as low on their priority list as decent service.

If you're feeling particularly adventurous, give Limelight a go for a real-life lesson in patience. Just remember, if you leave feeling worse than when you arrived, it's not because of your health - it's just the vibe. Maybe just stick to takeaway pizza next time. 🍕