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🏠 Guoman Tower Hotel, St Katharines Way, London, E1W 1LD
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Starbucks is sticking to its classic routine, serving up coffees with the usual levels of chaos. You might find yourself enchanted by Alex's service, but that charm can’t save the day when the toilets look like a scene from a horror film. Sergio had a decent experience, but when you’ve got a barista like Syed supposedly running the show, you might just have to roll the dice.
Most patrons are just here for the caffeine fix; the coffee is nice enough, but the service can go from stellar to disappointing in seconds. If you’re in a hurry, pick up your drink and don’t stick around. It’s clean enough, but there’s a reason it’s in the fuel-stop tier—because it’s just there to get you through the day.
"Alex... made our day even more delightful"
"Had to wait for a bit, but the drinks were nice and hot"
"Serving customers in paper cups while fully stocked"
Starbucks, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 28 April 2025