STARBUCKS

Ah, Starbucks. The go-to place for burnt coffee and overpriced pastries. You know the routine: you order a vanilla latte and somehow end up with a cup of hot disappointment. The staff here are friendly—when they're not too busy staring blankly at the register. You might get lucky and snag a decent pastry, but let’s be real; it’s a gamble. Just be prepared for your bank account to take a hit while your taste buds suffer.