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🏠 5 Skippers Yard, London, E3 2RF
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Simmos Coffee is a coffee lover’s oasis, and let’s be real—it’s your new go-to spot. Kim E. Powell practically floated out of there after a cortado that was so good, it should probably be illegal. And if you’re a pastry fan, get ready to fall in love with their banana bread that’s moist enough to make your heart sing.
Jess M raves about the estate dairy milk and the pastries, while Tina is obsessed with those flat whites and their impressive latte art. With a cozy vibe and super friendly staff, this place has everything you need for a chill coffee date or a productive work session. Just don’t go in expecting to find gluten-free options—Hamza Jahanzeb had to settle for a decaf oat Americano after they ran out. But hey, you can’t win ‘em all. ☕🍰
"The cortado was incredible."
"Delicious coffee, perfectly textured microfoam."
"Our server was so lovely and she made us great flat whites."
Simmos Coffee, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 3 April 2025