SAFE SPACE CAFE

Safe Space Cafe is the kind of place where the hygiene rating is as spotless as your conscience after a weekend binge. The coffee is strong enough to wake the dead, and the avocado toast won’t make you cringe when you check your bank balance. The staff are chill, creating a vibe that makes you want to stay longer than your usual brunch hour. Seriously, they could probably serve you a burnt toast and you’d still feel like a VIP.

The pancakes are fluffy enough to make a cloud jealous, and the sandwiches are fresh, but don’t go expecting Michelin stars. This place is all about comfort, not pretense. Just roll in for a casual bite and enjoy the cozy ambiance while you revel in the fact that it’s cleaner than your kitchen after a health inspection. No complaints here; just good vibes and decent grub.