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🏠 81 Mile End Road, London, E1 4UJ
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Queen Mary Cafe feels like the forgotten cousin of the café world. Despite its perfect hygiene score, it’s packing a lukewarm vibe with a Google rating that screams 'meh.' Kypriopoulla enjoyed the spacious seating and friendly staff, which is about as good as it gets. But E P wasn’t shy about calling it soulless, comparing it to a service station coffee chain. And then there’s the jacket potato drama—good luck snagging one at lunchtime.
If you’re a QMUL student, it might be a decent spot for a quick coffee between classes, but don’t expect much beyond that. Sometimes it’s just a fuel stop on the caffeine highway. ☕🥔
"I have enjoyed my visit at the caffe."
"Best cafe as a qm'er!!"
"I cannot speak highly enough of the way this place is run."
Queen Mary Cafe, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 9 December 2025