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🏠 Papa John's Pizza, 255-259 East India Dock Road, London, E14 0EG
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Papa John's Pizza—the epitome of 'just okay.' This place is cleaner than your average takeaway joint but sadly lacks a pulse when it comes to flavor. With a hygiene rating of 5, you can be sure you won’t catch anything nasty here, but it’s the pizza that’s the real issue. The crust might be fluffier than a cloud, but it’s got all the flavor of damp cardboard.
You might think you’re in for a treat, but with complaints about cold pizzas and hair-in-the-dough drama, you really have to ask yourself if it’s worth it. It’s a fuel stop at best, folks—fine if you’re desperate for a pizza fix, but don’t expect to go home raving about it. Honestly, if you’re not ordering delivery, just grab a slice of something better on the way.
Papa John's Pizza, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 19 May 2025