PAPA JOHN'S

Papa John's is the place you hit when you’re craving pizza but your taste buds are still asleep. Hygiene is top-notch, but it seems like the staff might have their off days. Amina Jimi thinks the pizza is delicious — and hey, who doesn’t love free garlic sauce? But then we have Michael Bethel, who seems to be having his own pizza existential crisis, and the orders can be a bit hit or miss. Just ask poor Francisco Martinez, who found himself with cinnamon knots that were more garlic than sweet — a disaster that could end in a food allergy horror story.

If you’re ordering from here, be prepared for the occasional service rollercoaster, because some people have had the luck of the draw, while others feel like they’re in a low-budget horror movie. So, if you want pizza that’s decent but service that might leave you questioning your life choices, you know where to go. 🍕