FUCKOFFEE

🏠 429 Bethnal Green Road, London, E2 0AN

☕ Coffee Shop

Tier Achieved:

🎲 ADVENTURE AWAITS 🎲

For the mildly adventurous. Non-zero chance of the 💩s.

Great food, but the kitchen's had some "notes" from the inspector. Worth it? Probably. Pack Imodium just in case.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 3/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 4.5 162 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

📍 DIRECTIONS

🎲 Adventure Awaits

Fuckoffee is a adventure awaits in Tower Hamlets. With a food hygiene rating of 3/5 and 4.5★ on Google (162 reviews), this coffee shop lands in our "Adventure Awaits" tier — for the mildly adventurous. non-zero chance of the 💩s.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery☀️ Outdoor seating

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling GOOD

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities GOOD

📋 Management & Safety GOOD

Fuckoffee, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 3/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 20 October 2025

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