CHAOS.LONDON

🏠 34 Toynbee Street, London, E1 7NE

☕ Cafe

Tier Achieved:

🦄 THE UNICORN 🦄

Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.

Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.9 166 reviews
Mon7:30 AM–4 PM
Tue7:30 AM–4 PM
Wed7:30 AM–4 PM
Thu7:30 AM–4 PM
Fri7:30 AM–4 PM
Sat8:30 AM–4 PM
Sun9:30 AM–4 PM

Coffee royalty in a quirky package.

Step into CHAOS.London, where the coffee is as high as the energy levels. This joint has a 5/5 hygiene rating, which is a solid start, and a 4.9⭐ Google score that screams coffee royalty. Yasmin Alsoud digs their coffee and pastries while Alvina is practically handing out 10s like candy—especially for those soy garlic chicken pastries. It’s like they’re serving happiness on a plate.

The owner, Guido, is a fun-loving bloke who brings the vibe, and with Shock Turbo declaring this place one of the best in London, you know they’re doing something right. Just be warned: if you’re not into quirky cafes with good tunes and a dash of charm, you might want to find another spot. But if you’re down for the good stuff, grab a seat and soak in the homely atmosphere.


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

great coffeefriendly staffrelaxed vibesdelicious pastries

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery🍺 Beer🍷 Wine🐕 Dog friendly

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"Deffo worth checking out if you’re in the area and in need of a coffee hit."

— Yasmin Alsoud

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"Pastries 10/10 Owner 10/10 Coffee 11/10."

— Alvina

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"Delicious coffee, relaxed vibes, and a warm welcome."

— Theodore Jones


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

CHAOS.London, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 8 August 2024


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