CAFE SAMBA

Cafe Samba is the kind of place that makes you feel like you’re in a coffee commercial, only with slightly more chaotic vibes. The cheese bread is like a warm hug for your taste buds, while the latte might just be the best thing you sip in E14. But watch out—some staff members might serve you with a side of 'resting grumpy face', bringing the vibe down a notch.

While most reviews sing praises about the cleanliness and cheerful service, there’s a dark cloud hovering over the infamous churros. Carlos claims they were frozen, small, and downright tragic—definitely not the sweet treat he was hoping for. And then there’s Steven, who experienced a half-empty chicken stroganoff situation that’s the culinary equivalent of a bad date. So, it’s a mixed bag of joy and disappointment, kind of like a Tinder profile that looks great until you meet in person.