SOCIAL TABLE

Social Table has the kind of name that screams ‘please don’t leave your manners at the door’. Unfortunately, the vibe matches the cuisine—a bit bland, and not quite as vibrant as you'd hope. The 5/5 hygiene rating is a bright spot, but when your food is as exciting as watching paint dry, it’s hard to stay hyped. Apparently, the coffee is the highlight here, and let’s be real, that’s not saying much if a caffeine fix is your culinary high point.

There's not much to rave about besides the cleanliness. Honestly, you could probably have a more thrilling meal at a garden party with uninspired potato salad. If you're looking for a place to eat with minimal risk and maximum boredom, then congratulations, you've found it.