GREGGS PLC

Greggs PLC is the epitome of a vanilla experience. Hygiene is on point, but let’s not confuse cleanliness with culinary brilliance. The lovely blonde guy at the till has charisma, and loads of people swear by their sausage rolls, but let's be real: it’s Greggs. You come for the pasties, but if you’re staying for the service, you're in for a mixed bag. One moment, you could be getting great coffee; the next, you could be battling stomach issues if the milk machine isn’t cleaned properly.

Sure, staff are lovely, but there’s always that one lazy worker who looks like they'd rather be munching on a sausage roll than serving you. It’s like a food lottery here. You might hit the jackpot, or you might just end up with a stomach ache. It’s all part of the Greggs charm, I suppose. If you want a quick bite and a bit of banter, swing by, just don’t expect a Michelin star.