PHINIA

Phinia is like that factory outlet you occasionally visit when you need to unload a couple of boxes—functional but far from fabulous. It boasts a 5/5 hygiene rating, which is the only reason you're not turning back at the door. The back-people-engine is apparently wonderful, according to George, but amidst the friendly staff and quick service, it’s hard to shake the feeling that you’re just there to be loaded up and shipped out.

The vibe can feel almost too sterile, especially when the staff seem more interested in loading you than in creating an enjoyable experience. But hey, if you just need a quick bite without any frills, you could do worse. Just don’t expect to be serenaded by culinary artistry. 🚚