SUBWAY

Subway, the place that’s cleaner than your ex’s dating history but still often leaves a bad taste in your mouth. This particular branch is getting decent reviews for its service, with friendly staff who seem to actually know what a sub is supposed to look like. Dave Selkirk thinks it’s a solid option, but let’s not kid ourselves—this isn’t fine dining. It’s a fast food joint that occasionally hits the mark.

However, if you’re hoping for a gourmet experience, you might be barking up the wrong tree. With mixed reviews on food quality, it’s more of a fuel stop than a dining destination. Just grab your favorite sub, try to ignore the chaos around you, and keep it moving. It’s a quick bite, nothing more, nothing less. 🍞