NOODLES CITY

Noodles City is the kind of place you go to when your bank account is weeping, and you're still feeling fancy. With a stellar hygiene rating of 5/5, you can chow down on a buffet that’s as cheap as chips—literally. For less than a tenner, you can pile your plate as high as your ambitions, but let’s not get carried away. The food is decent; some hits, some misses, but let's just say it’s the perfect spot for when you're hungry and your taste buds are feeling a little adventurous.

While the fried chicken wings are apparently on point, watch out for the prawns that some diners are side-eyeing for their ‘pregnancy’ issues. 🤔👀 Just remember: cheap doesn’t always mean cheerful, and you might need to mentally prepare for the ambiance that screams 'let's just eat and leave' rather than 'let’s linger and sip cocktails.' But hey, it’s clean, it’s cheap, and you can fill your belly without robbing a bank. 🍜💸