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π 82, Neptune Street, SE16 7JP
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" β not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
H's Cafe is that classic greasy spoon we all need in our lives, and itβs been improved under new ownership. Diane is singing praises about the fresh renovations and friendly staff, while Justin canβt help but rave about the Hβs Special for breakfast. Itβs a no-frills place that gets the job done with hearty portions at prices that make your wallet smile. Afsana felt right at home enjoying nostalgic comfort food, while Shakil went all-in for a sausage burger roll that hit all the right notes.
The mixed bag here is that while everyone loves the food, there are a few complaints about portions and pricing for some items. But overall, if youβre around Canada Water and in need of a solid breakfast or lunch, H's Cafe is the spot to be. Just remember to bring cashβno cards accepted here.
"the food was very nostalgic and tasty with very reasonable prices."
"the breakfast portions are big and the quality of food is 10/10."
"Great food. Great service."
H`s cafe, Neptune Street β Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
ποΈ Last inspected: 8 October 2025