BURGER KING

Ah, Burger King. The place that’s clean enough to eat but might send your taste buds on a mild rollercoaster. Fast service and friendly staff like Laila Abdullah are the saving grace here, but you might need to wipe away some crumbs left by previous diners. The Wagyu burger gets a nod, but the fries? Not so much. They’re as forgettable as your New Year’s resolution.

It's the kind of place that’s solid for a quick bite but don’t expect gastronomic thrills. If you’re in a rush or just need to refuel, it'll do the job, but you won’t be singing its praises anytime soon. Let’s just say, it’s a fuel stop, not a feast.