APPLE TREE

The Apple Tree is a playground for toddlers and a bizarre experiment in adult patience. While Renee praises its cleanliness, saying the place is 'sparkly clean'— which is a feat for a kid's venue—others have had some gripes. Miss Hurricane Toya had a birthday party there, raving about how the kids loved it, but let’s be real: cold food isn't exactly party central. And then there's Savera, who noted it was ‘absolutely freezing,’ to the point of turning her daughter into a human ice cube. Mark, bless him, got some decent sandwiches from Ewa, but that’s about the best anyone can hope for.

Navigating the vibe here is like herding cats. The staff seem to fluctuate from friendly to frosty, as highlighted by poor Savera's chilling encounter. The Apple Tree is undoubtedly a bright and clean spot for the little ones, but its charm might just leave you shivering and wishing for a warmer welcome.