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🏠 124 Gloucester Road North, Filton, South Gloucestershire, BS34 7BQ
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Croc Cafe is a mixed bag, and not just because of the crocodile-themed decor. The food is a hit for some, with Mitchell loving the exotic burgers, while others felt the service was as lifeless as the croc on the wall. Emievic found the atmosphere charming, but the food left much to be desired. If you want a unique experience, it’s here, but be ready for the potential of long waits and confusing orders.
It’s like a crocodile; sometimes it bites, and sometimes it just lies there. If you can handle the quirks, there’s a chance you might enjoy a burger that’s worth every bite. Just don’t have any expectations. 🐊
"Quite possibly the best breakfast I’ve ever eaten."
"Lovely cooked breakfast, clean and friendly staff."
"I settled for the croc burger felt a bit controversial after just swimming and cuddling with them."
Croc Cafe, South Gloucestershire — Food Hygiene Rating: 4/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 19 May 2025