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🏠 72 The Mall Lower Level, Cribbs Causeway, Patchway, BS34 5GG
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Cobra Coffee is the definition of a quick pit stop, where you can grab a drink and dash out. The staff are friendly, which is always a plus, but the coffee doesn’t always hit the mark. Lynsey reminisced about when this place was a Starbucks, but it’s just a shell of its former self, catering to caffeine cravings without any fanfare. While Douglas and Gemma enjoy the service, the consistency is questionable—especially when it comes to the food.
Oh, and if you’re into clean spaces, you’re in luck, but don’t get too comfortable—some reviews suggest the food is just okay, with Olivia calling out mishaps with the toasty bits. It’s an easy choice if you need a caffeine fix while shopping, but don’t expect to linger long or have your mind blown. Just grab your drink and keep moving, folks. ☕🍞
"Preferred Starbucks when it was upstairs as loved the sofas and relaxing atmosphere."
"Excellent Customer Service, always happy to serve you."
"Small amount of seating, clean and tidy."
Cobra Coffee, Patchway — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 April 2025