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🏠 71 The Mall Lower Level, Cribbs Causeway Regional Shopping Centre, Patchway, BS34 5GG
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Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.
Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.
Bakers and Baristas - Bristol Cribbs is a shining example of how a one-star hygiene rating can lead to a double-slap review. Don't be fooled by the enthusiastic reviews about their muffins; they might be fluffy, but they can’t mask the fact that this place is dirtier than a toddler's playroom after a birthday party. The muffins may whisper sweet nothings to your taste buds, but I’d be wary of anything that could also give you a side of food poisoning.
Sure, the service is quick and the staff are friendly, but when the only thing shining brighter than the smiles is the grease behind the counter, you know you’re in trouble. If you like to gamble with your gastrointestinal health, then by all means, grab a muffin and roll the dice. But for the rest of us, maybe just pop into a Greggs instead.
"The muffins were delicious, very moist and fluffy."
"The staff were extremely accommodating."
"Everything is freshly produced on the premises."
Bakers And Baristas - Bristol Cribbs, Patchway — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 10 November 2025