COSTA COFFEE

Costa Coffee is like that clean, overly polite friend who offers you a safe space but serves you a coffee that could use a personality. Sure, the hygiene rating is sparkling, but the food? Let's just say it’s as exciting as watching paint dry. Fleur's kind service nearly stole the show when she delivered waffles to Carol I, who was juggling a cappuccino and a broken arm. Meanwhile, Oliver and Zara might as well be the poster children for 'expectation vs. reality' after experiencing cold toast and burnt toasties. So, it’s clean, friendly, and the coffee won’t give you nightmares, but just don’t expect any culinary fireworks here.

If you find yourself craving a safe spot to nurse your caffeine and people-watching habits, Costa is there for you. But if you're actually after a good breakfast or lunch, well, let's just say it's the fuel stop of the culinary world—barely adequate, but you'll survive.